Sunday, November 11, 2007

Steve Austin

So we're driving in the Tuscon and Paden says, 'Mom, I bet I can run faster than the truck'...
Really....
'Who are you? The six million dollar man???', I asked.
'Nope, I'm the hundred dollar man. Give me a hundred dollars and I'll run faster than the truck'....
Only from a five year old.


'Pick a number between 1 and 20', he says...
'Okay, 16', says Mark.
'Now you pick Mom'....
'Okay, 13', says I.
'....And I pick 2', says Paden.
'Who wins???' I ask, already knowing what the answer will be...

'Me', says Paden....
'What was the number you picked??', I ask.
'Five'......
....at least he gave us a sporting chance.

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