Happy Easter

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" She asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", To which the lady replied "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

I've seen 130 out of 239

How many of these movies have you seen?...SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. What does that tell you about me? Like you didn't already know it.

I gotta get a life....that and figure out how to properly format this list....



(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show(x) Grease(x) Pirates of the Caribbean(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest() Boondock Saints(X) Fight Club(X) Starsky and Hutch() Neverending Story(X) Blazing Saddles() AirplaneTotal: 7(x) The Princess Bride() Anchorman() Napoleon Dynamite(x) Labyrinth() Saw() Saw II() White Noise() White Oleander(X) Anger Management() 50 First Dates(x) The Princess Diaries(X) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal EngagementTotal so far: 12(X) Scream(X) Scream 2(X) Scream 3(X) Scary Movie() Scary Movie 2() Scary Movie 3() Scary Movie 4() I saw one of the Scary Movies, but I don't know which one.(X) American Pie() American Pie 2() American Wedding...this is embarrassing.() American Pie Band CampTotal so far: 17(x) Harry Potter 1(x) Harry Potter 2(x) Harry Potter 3(x) Harry Potter 4() Resident Evil 1() Resident Evil 2(X) The Wedding Singer() Little Black Book() The Village() Lilo & StitchTotal so far: 22(x) Finding Nemo(x) Finding Neverland() Signs(X) The Grinch() Texas Chainsaw Massacre() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning() White Chicks() Butterfly Effect(x) 13 Going on 30(X) I, Robot(x) RobotsTotal so far: 28(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story() Universal Soldier(X) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events() Along Came Polly(x) Deep Impact(x) KingPin(x) Never Been Kissed(x) Meet The Parents(x) Meet the Fockers() Eight Crazy Nights(X) Joe Dirt(X) KING KONG (2005)Total so far: 37(X) A Cinderella Story(x) The Terminal() The Lizzie McGuire Movie() Passport to Paris(x) Dumb & Dumber() Dumber & Dumberer(X) Final Destination(X) Final Destination 2() Final Destination 3(X) Halloween(x) The Ring() The Ring 2() Surviving X-MAS(x) FlubberTotal so far: 44() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle(X) Practical Magic(X) Chicago() Ghost Ship(X) From Hell(X) Hellboy(X) Secret Window() I Am Sam(x) The Whole Nine Yards() The Whole Ten YardsTotal so far: 51(X) The Day After Tomorrow(x) Child's Play() Seed of Chucky() Bride of Chucky(x) Ten Things I Hate About You(x) Just Married() Gothika(X) Nightmare on Elm Street(X) Sixteen Candles(x) Remember the Titans() Coach Carter() The Grudge() The Grudge 2(x) The Mask() Son Of The MaskTotal so far: 59(x) Bad Boys(X) Bad Boys 2() Joy Ride() Lucky Number Slevin(x) Ocean's Eleven(x) Ocean's Twelve(x) Bourne Identity(x) Bourne Supremacy() Lone Star(x) Bedazzled(x) Predator I() Predator II() The Fog(x) Ice Age(X) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown(X) Curious GeorgeTotal so far: 70(X) Independence Day(X) Cujo() A Bronx Tale() Darkness Falls(X) Christine(x) ET(x) Children of the Corn (Middle school sleepover at my house--on a farm--SCARY)() My Bosses Daughter(x) Maid in Manhattan() War of the Worlds(x) Rush Hour(x) Rush Hour 2Total so far: 78() Best Bet(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days(x) She's All That() Calendar Girls() Sideways(X) Mars Attacks() Event Horizon(x) Ever After(x) Wizard of Oz(X) Forrest Gump() Big Trouble in Little China(X) The Terminator(X) The Terminator 2(x) The Terminator 3Total so far: 87(X) X-Men(X) X-2(X) X-3(x) Spider-Man(x) Spider-Man 2() Sky High() Jeepers Creepers() Jeepers Creepers 2(x) Catch Me If You Can(x) The Little Mermaid(x) Freaky Friday(X) Reign of Fire(x) The Skulls(x) Cruel Intentions() Cruel Intentions 2() The Hot Chick(x) Shrek(x) Shrek 2Total so far: 100() Swimfan(x) Miracle on 34th street() Old School() The Notebook() K-Pax() Krippendorf's Tribe(x) A Walk to Remember() Ice Castles() Boogeyman() The 40-year-old VirginTotal so far: 102(X) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom(x) Indiana Jones and the Last CrusadeTotal so far: 108() Baseketball() Hostel() Waiting for Guffman() House of 1000 Corpses() Devils Rejects(x) Elf(X) Highlander() Mothman Prophecies() American History X() ThreeTotal so far: 110() The Jacket() Kung Fu Hustle() Shaolin Soccer() Night Watch(x) Monsters Inc.(x) Titanic(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail() Shaun Of the Dead() WillardTotal so far: 113() High Tension() Club Dread(x) Hulk() Dawn Of the Dead(x) Hook(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe() 28 days later() Orgazmo() Phantasm() WaterworldTotal so far: 117(X) Kill Bill vol 1() Kill Bill vol 2() Mortal Kombat(x) Wolf Creek() Kingdom of Heaven() The Hills Have Eyes() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman() The Last House on the Left() Re-Animator() Army of DarknessTotal so far: 119(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage() Ewoks The Battle For EndorTotal so far: 125(X) The Matrix(x) The Matrix Reloaded(x) The Matrix Revolutions() Animatrix()Evil Dead() Evil Dead 2() Team America: World Police() Red Dragon(X) Silence of the Lambs(x)Hannibal

Grand total 130.

First Day of School

It sounds odd to have a first day of school in the month of April, but Paden had a great day. As usual, being the sometimes neurotic mother that I am, I thought maybe I should take him myself instead of letting the dayschool do it, but I thought the more normal it appeared the less a deal would be made of it. Paden's little buddies Seth and Letrell watched out for him and made sure he knew where he was to put his shoes and little things like that...they were the three muskateers - so sweet.

First thing yesterday morning, Paden comes into the bedroom and says, "mom, I need cologne"...this would have been a cereal milk up the nose moment had I been in the kitchen...lucky for me I was running a bit slow yesterday...
"Really??? Why would you need cologne bud?"
Insert lame eye roll in here - "Mom, i'm really busy during the day, and I sweat all over" he says motioning all over his body with his hands like he had the heebie jeebies...it was all I could do to keep a straight face - to him this is very big boy stuff... " oh, and deodorant too" (which comes out sounding like dee-oh-doh-ahnt)...

Just as long as it's a few years til he asks for the keys to the truck...yeah I know, that will come quickly enough...leave me to my illusions for a few years, huh??!!